O Canada: What a Piece of Shit National Anthem

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July 1st was Canada Day, in which many people painted red maple leaves on their faces and sang O Canada. This is a monologue I did at a late night cabaret in Winnipeg expressing my criticisms of the myriad flaws with that dreadful, outdated, whiny piece of music.


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  • Comment Link Andrew Baxter Friday, 08 July 2011 02:19 posted by Andrew Baxter

    That's one more vote for "Blow at High Dough"!!

  • Comment Link Charles Wonka Thursday, 12 April 2012 20:02 posted by Charles Wonka

    It's not the greatest anthem but there' a reason for it. Much like the reason your mother shat you instead of coming out of the womb.

  • Comment Link TJ Dawe Thursday, 12 April 2012 20:28 posted by TJ Dawe

    Charles - welcome to Beams and Struts. Please flesh out your argument.

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