A comedic gem for the day from Arj Barker (aka The Sickest Buddhist).  Fans of Flight of the Conchords (TV version) will recognize Arj as Dave, their shop owner buddy (immortalized in the song The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room...."How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party at his house?...Good one Dave.").

Here's Arj on creating a cruelty free domain in his shower, complete with his personal feelings about water.  The line about conditioner is my favorite.  Enjoy.  

Warning:  Some naughty language.  

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Update I:  Screw it, I can't just link to the Flight of the Conchords, here's the song: